Knock Knock

Have you ever telephoned a business and been put on hold?  And then you got that hum-drum, monotonous, boring music?  Or even worse, you had to listen to some pre-recorded sales pitch yelling at you?  But you knew you HAD to hang on and put up with the annoyance, or you would loose your place in the dreaded telephone queue?  And the only alternative was to call back, and start the whole process all over again?  Of course you’ve experienced this, we all have.  That is just a part of life now in America in the 21st Century.

Once again, our PhoneSmart Director Tron Jordheim has come up with an outside the box solution.  Instead of the customary Hold Music/Elevator Music that we all hear while waiting on hold for a self storage quote, he has recently installed a fun repertoire including Knock Knock and other jokes for those folks that have to wait for a self storage representative.  Even if a person waiting for self storage finds these jokes to be childish or maybe even annoying, at least the caller is probably paying attention, and that is the ultimate goal!
 
Here’s just a sampling of Tron’s wit:

Knock Knock
(Who’s There?)
Norma Lee
(Norma Lee who?)
Normally, I ring the bell!!
 
Knock Knock
(Who’s there?)
Ben
(Ben Who?)
Been knocking so long my knuckles hurt!
 
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because he felt crumby!!
 
Knock Knock
(Who’s There?)
Althea
(Althea who?)
I’ll thee ya soon!

Compiled By Ann Sheehan, PhoneSmart Call Center Representative

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